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Lazy Hand and the Wrong Side of My Bedroom Door.

5/29/2015

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One of the many things I get to do in my open relationship is have sex with other people. It is indeed a wonder, and I embrace it as often as I possibly can, but it is no easier in this situation to find a good, steady lover than in any other, contrary to popular belief. Many planets must align and  several angels must sing for everything to fall properly into place.

That was why I was actually stoked for the second time with Schneider, who, for the purposes of this post, has earned the name of the maintenance guy on the epic 70's TV show, One Day at a Time, which featured, not coincidentally, a middle aged woman trying to get through life...slowly. Schneider was into light S & M, he was funny and reasonably handsome. We had connected sexually once before and it was pretty great. But about halfway through this second event, something very sad happened.

There I am, enjoying his body, biting him as he likes, eventually doing my best to warm him up to a blow job that will knock him for a loop, doing everything I can to make sure that he knows that I am in it to win it, and what does he do? He gives me the Lazy Hand. At first, I am wondering to myself, "what is this? That strange sensation between my legs that tells me that someone is doing something down there who knows not. It can't be Schneider, because just last week...." Then it comes to me. He is incorporating, so early in our sexual relationship, Lazy Hand. 

I am a bit thrown off because he didn't seem like this type of guy last week, the kind of guy who is perfectly happy to let you do the heavy lifting while he lies back and absent-mindedly tweaks/rubs/fingers your ass/nipple/clit...much to your disappointment and great lack of satisfaction. But there he was, employing Lazy Hand, and the more he did it, the less I felt interested in putting my back into it, much less anything else. For several moments, as I sucked and licked, I wordlessly lamented, "no...dude! NO! Not Lazy Hand! OH lord save me from Lazy Hand..." but these words did not pass my lips. They could not. It was, in my case and his, much too late to teach him about the rudeness of Lazy Hand. 

So I decided, on behalf of all people who love sex everywhere, to write about it. Because, well, that is what I do. So here it is, my next list, telling you why Lazy Hand is an inevitable ticket to the wrong side of my bedroom door:

  1. When I am focusing on giving you pleasure, really focusing, it is challenging at best to focus also on you attempting and failing to give me pleasure. If you are half-heartedly doing it, and therefor doing it badly, it has the effect of someone throwing ice cold water directly upon my vagina.
  2. When you do the very least you can to give me pleasure, it is communicating to me that I am there as a masturbatory device, not a sexual partner. 
  3. When you are not focused intently on doing whatever it is you think you are doing to my body, trust me, you are doing nothing but annoying the area in question as well as the area's owner.
  4. When I make the effort to be there, and trust me, a WHOLE LOT of effort goes into being there, you had better believe that your lack of effort will let me know that all of my preparation was not worth it. I will be, at the very least, disappointed in the years of work I have put in to get to be where I am, which is in a room with you.
  5. When you employ Lazy Hand, I will do less and less and less until, suddenly, I am doing nothing at all...but asking you to leave. If I ask you to leave before you reach sexual fulfillment, so be it.

To some, this might sound harsh, to some, this might sound like the person they have sex with on the daily. To those people, I implore you; do not allow this to continue. We all deserve better than Lazy Hand. The person employing Lazy Hand deserves better! It is the difference between passive participation and engagement. It is the difference between enjoyment and tolerance. It is the difference between pretty good sex and mind blowing sex. It is the difference, my friend, between life and death, for if you are not truly living, you are just waiting around to die, and no one has time for that.

Inevitably we all must die, but why must I do it in my bedroom with my clothes off as I am cradling your cock in my mouth? This is the time, this naked, playful moment, to live. To swing for the fences. To do everything you can to blow the roof off. 

We are all in this together. Let us all be more vigilant in what we will accept and provide to the people who are lucky enough to be there with us, who we are lucky enough to be there with. Let us all do our best, because within our best we find new levels of pleasure, new levels of freedom. We find new levels of ourselves. 


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3 Comments
Mike
6/3/2015 03:05:23 am

Maybe you are mis-interpreting what he was trying to do. My guess is he wasn't touching your necessarily to give you pleasure but to add to his own. When I'm getting a bj or hj, i need to touch and feel my partner to gain more pleasure becausea bj is usually not enough.

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Sara Young link
6/7/2015 04:59:58 am

Hey Mike! Thanks so much for the comment. Please read your comment over and tell me why you would just use your partner that way. The point of the blog was to say that there is a way in which you can engage where you are not treating the other person like a masturbatory device. If it was the case that he was Lazy Handing me for his own pleasure, without a thought as to how it felt on my body, then I would have to say, he and you might want to re-examine your practices. He was not touching me in a way that was at all pleasurable, or even tolerable...all so he can get off? surely, even you must admit, there is an alternative.

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Jack
6/8/2015 04:53:00 am

Hey! I have an idea of what the term means, but could you describe the Lazy Hand a little more?

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